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Extreme Motherhood - The Triplet Diaries by Jackie Clune
Published by Panmacmillan ISBN: 9780330442510  RRP£6.99

On 22 December 2004, at a routine ultrasound dating scan, Jackie Clune was told just that. She had not undertaken any fertility treatment - indeed the pregnancy was 'an accident' as her daughter was under a year old at the time. She and her partner were going from one child to four in almost a single bound. Thrown headlong into the world of multiple births - a risky, scary and unpredictable world where there are few norms, where there is little support and practically no dedicated literature - Jackie's first response was a profound desire to punch the radiographer. This is the story of what happened next. From the first scan to the babies' first Christmas, she charts the physical, emotional and practical rollercoaster of bringing three lives into the world all in one go. Essential reading for all parents of multiples - there are very few books available which offer more than a passing reference to twins or more - "The Triplet Diaries" will also also appeal to anyone interested in how people cope in extreme circumstances. The idea of triplets, let alone the reality - for example, the 28 hours a day that statistics record as the minimum to keep them fed, clean and healthy - makes grown adults stop and stare. 

Totz2teens Member Review:
Not having a multiple birth myself I was unsure as to how I could possibly cope.  Well its obvious - you just have too.  No choice.  For me this book was great.  Being written in diary format meant I could read a couple of days whilst on the loo or cooking dinner.  It meant I actually read it quite quickly because it was easy to pick up and hard to put down! 

Totz2teens rating:  4/5
 

Extreme Motherhood: The Triplet Diaries
Alloted Time - Robin Shelton
Published by panmacmillan ISBN: 9780330441254 RRP£7.99

Robin Shelton and his mate Steve were complete neophytes when they decided that having an allotment might save them a bit of money. But what had seemed like a good idea over a couple of beers seemed rather more daunting when faced with a weedy patch of ground. Still, both men were at a crisis point in their lives and the allotment represented their desire to achieve something concrete. They persevered and, despite the weather and confusing advice from their elderly allotment neighbours, managed to plant and grow a successful crop of vegetables. As he writes about their year in the allotment, Robin describes his own personal journey. When he takes the allotment on he is divorced, broke and suffering from depression. Working on the allotment brings back happy memories of his father, who died when Robin was sixteen, and also draws him closer to his own two sons. Gradually Robin finds stability and a sense of purpose in his life. His and Steve's tale is funny, moving and enlightening - a book for anyone who's ever bitten off more than they can chew, but muddled through anyway. 

Totz2teens Member Review:
I really fancied having an allotment, just being able to spend time producing something wonderful.  I think it would be fantastic to have the food I have grown on our plates and know exactly how it was produced.  Reading this book gave me an insight into more than that rosey spectacles view I perhaps own about allotment holding and I found it an interesting read.  Its not the most exciting books I have read recently but it was enlightening.  It also has a really handy bit at the back which tells you about different vegetables and the best plants to accompany them.

Totz2teens Rating:  3/5

Allotted Time:Robin Shelton
21 Years Gone - Jack Osbourne
Published by panmacmillan ISBN: 9789230014329 RRP£16.99

By the time Jack was fifteen, he was addicted to alcohol and prescription drugs, was hanging out with rock stars in LA and living a life that any teenager would aspire to. And then, "The Osbournes" turned him into a global celebrity. But as much as Jack enjoyed his fame, underneath it all, he was still an awkward teenager, using his sense of humour as a shield. And, with fame and money came a greater access to drugs - his addictions took a firmer hold on him and his behaviour was soon out of control. In "21 Years Gone", Jack writes with brutal frankness about his descent into addiction and the low point he reached when Sharon was diagnosed with cancer. Scared that his mum might die, Jack retreated further into his alcoholic shell, hating who he was, hating what he did. Every night he would get into bed and pray for God to take his life. When Sharon realised what was happening, she told Jack he had to go to rehab - and slowly he turned his life around. Discovering a passion for extreme sports, he went from overweight and unfit to the lean young man he is today - courtesy of such adventures as running with the bulls in Pamplona, fighting a Thai martial arts expert known only as 'The Man' and scaling El Capitan, one of the world's toughest climbs. By turns funny, disarmingly honest and moving,

Totz2teens Member Review:
Just how interesting an enlightening can a biography be when you are 21 years old? Seems every week there is another of the young reality celebrities cashing in a few bucks with this genre.

But Jack Osbourne is not the typical reality TV celebrity. He was already in celebrity land before the TV show The Osbournes ( I saw it and laughed) due to his famous parents Ozzy and Sharon. This book is his story about his upbringing, the TV show, his drug and alcohol addiction and his fathers, his mother's cancer battle and how Jack himself dealt with it all and where he is now.  Doesn't dig deep. Not warts and all. He's protective over his parents and sister Kellie. Dismissive of sister Amie. It is obvious that his mum is the vital element in this family and Jack's joy in making his parents proud is touching.

Lots of swearing. Full of contradictions - e.g he says how he won't discuss relationships but in the next paragraph brags about how he snogged Kate Moss.  He tries hard to state how ordinary they are as a family. Erm no Jack - that is not an ordinary life but don't defend it - revel in it, that's why people want to read your biography...

Glosses over alot of things you'd like for him to get deeper about but perhaps when he's older he'll return to it all and write a more in depth book.  But he is so honest about himself at times that you can not help but like him and wish him well. Especially about how he is not Mr LA Beautiful with his big hair and big tummy and acne.  I did grow to like him alot more than I did before I read it. Yes he's full of himself - but he's also fragile like the rest of us.

Short book. Easy read. Interesting for the LA drugs scene, being an addict and what is like to have famous parents.   Would I want to buy it? Not in hardback far too expensive being a short book. But I'd borrow it at the library to read on a lazy evening or buy in paperback. Enjoyed it more than I thought I would and it was not a chore to read at all.

Totz2teens Rating:  3.5/5
 

21 Years Gone - Jack Osbourne
The Dads'  Book - For the Dad who's Best at Everything by Michael Heatley
ISBN:  978-1-84317-250-5

This is the book that no self-respecting dad should be without. The Dads’ Book is an amusing and informative miscellany of jokes, facts and tongue-in-cheek survival tips for the dad wishing to excel at the art of fatherhood. Covering everything from how to build the best tree house and things to do with your kids on a rainy day to how to make beer breaks part of play time. You really can’t afford to be without this book, it celebrates the wonder of dad-hood whilst also allowing you to work on being the best at everything and retain your sanity at the same time!

Totz2teens Member Review:
Following on from girls, boys, mums of course its time for Dads to have a say too.  This book continues in the really delightful range of Best at Everything range and doesnt fail to please. This book would be suitable for a Dad to be right up and beyond.  It starts at finding out you are going to be a Dad and then progresses through with ideas to help your partner through labour, names and then as the child gets older - games to play in the car and film ideas.  There are fun father facts and info regarding cars.  It is a really good read and is completely packed with useful information and things to make you smile.  One bit that made me smile was a quote from Ralph Bus which says " Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off".  I would really recommend this book and I think it would make a fabulous Fathers Day present for any doting dad. 
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Totz2teens Member Rating:  5/5
 

Staying Sane - 99 ways to stop yourself going mad when you become a mother by Kathy Miller
ISBN:  978-1-90602-201-2   £6.99

What new mother has time for baby manuals the size of telephone directories?

Kathy Miller, once a freelance journalist and PR, now mother of three, saw a gap in the all-too saturated yummy-mummy market.  Why weren't there any parenting guides that were easy to read when you're sleep-deprived? That made candid observations and gave subtle advice, without preaching about being the perfect mother? Or that made you laugh when it all felt too much? 

In between nappy changes, baths and bedtime, she came up with Staying Sane, an easily dip-in-able, pick-up-and-put-downable, wipeable(!), humorous gift book aimed at the multitudinous women who swapped their careers for motherhood, and then realised that the office is a piece of cake in comparison to a screaming child in aisle 4 at Sainsbury's...

The book poses questions that we’ve all thought, but never dared to articulate.  Should you keep the baby or send it back?  Are toddlers human?  How do you remain civil to the one man who got you into this mess in the first place?  Offering calming down-to-earth advice, laced with humour, Staying Sane will help you negotiate the minefields of motherhood, and prove that there actually is life AD (after delivery).

It’s not easy writing a book when you have a toddler throwing up on you and a pair of 6 year old twins running riot in the garden.  But Kathy beat the obstacles.  She wrote her book on post-it notes, envelopes, supermarket receipts, and toilet roll.  And now here it is.  99 ways to stop yourself from going mad when you become a mother.  By someone who knows...

Totz2teens Member Reviews: 
well last Tuesday I sat down with this book and could not put it down and as a result Daniel ended up having his dinner late and Joe was crying out for a bum change! lol    It was truly funny from the 1st page to the last! I would highly highly recommend this for every mum that gave up work to be a stay at home mum & for every mum that hated the "how to" manuals on baby care.

She writes this as though she's your best friend sat in your living room talking to you. it's very down to earth tips that are common sense but written in such a humorous way.

Totz2teens Rating: Score 5/5  

Well what can I say about this book except its the only parent book you will ever need. This book is not only funny but it is packed with good advice and suggestions.

Each one of us could relate to a least one scenario as we have all been there at some point.

Should definately be every parents guide.
Totz2teens Member Rating:  5/5

Absolutely brilliant!! 5/5 for sure!! Sat down and read it in a day!! Giggled out loud most of the time (Eli wondered what was so funny!)

Excellent tips and many "oh god YES Thats EXACTLY how it feels" moments!!

She truly understands motherhood and all it entails!

At risk of sounding like the blurb on the back- definitely a pressie for every new mom!
Totz2teens Member Rating:  5/5

What a funny book.  I sneaked a few pages at a time and found this book so funny.  I think any new or old mother will find this book amusing.  I could really relate to so much of the book too.  99 ways to stop yourself going mad - is definately right.  I personally loved the 1950's appendix at the end showing how different things really are nowadays.  Brilliant.
Totz2teens Member Rating:  5/5
 

Staying Sane: 99 Ways to Stop Yourself Going Mad When You Become a Mother
Cherry cake and Ginger Beer by Jane Brocket
ISBN:  978-0-340-96089-9   £16.99 Hardback published by Hodder & Stoughton
 
If as a child you devoured Enid Blyton's classics like the Famous Five or Malory Towers, or loved to lose yourself in the adventures of Pippi Longstocking or What Katy Did, then CHERRY CAKE AND GINGER BEER is the book for you. A wonderfully nostalgic cookery book, it will take you straight back to your favourite children's books and show you how to cook the feel-good foods that feature so strongly in them. So, you'll find recipes for Milly Molly Mandy's Treacle Tart, a Swallows and Amazons Boat Breakfast, the Famous Five Fruit Cake and St Clare's Eclairs amongst others. Divided into appropriate sections like High Tea Treats, Midnight Feasts and Seaside Picnics, each recipe is introduced with an evocative description of the book that inspired it. Guaranteed to take you straight back to your childhood, the book is an escapist treat for grown-ups and will encourage you to re-visit much-loved classics and share them with the next generation.

Totz2teens member Review:  Just the look of the cover sets my tummy rumbling.  A national treasury of classic treats.  I am sucked in straight away.  You may be fooled into thinking this is just a recipe book reminiscing of old times.  But No!  This book has encaptured the delights of stories from a bygone era and reincarnated the food suggested.  Cherry Cake and Ginger beer is a real treat to be treasured.  Now to get the pinny on.

Totz2teens Member Rating:  5/5
 

Cherry Cake and Ginger Beer: A Golden Treasury of Classic Treats
Can we Have our Balls Back, Please? by Julian Norridge
ISBN:  9781846141157  £17.99 Penguin
Long before Drake refused to interrupt his game of bowls when the Armada was sighted, the British have had a passionate relationship with sport. Julian Norridge goes through the stories of fourteen major sports from cricket to boxing to football, from their very beginning and throughout the British Isles, whether it’s Welsh inventor and tobacco enthusiast Major Walter Clopton Wingfield coming up with a game that could use those new fangled rubber balls (modern tennis) or the Scots inventing the golf club – 500 years after the game.

But this is far more than a book about sport, it takes a very funny, very British look at our popular history, mythology and most importantly the highly eccentric figures that made it. It chronicles the constant battle between fair play and gambling; between advances in the game and plain cheating (such as turning up with a cricket bat wider than the wicket).

Can We Have Our Balls Back Please? proves that there is an awful lot to be proud of in our history and where that strange feeling of superiority really comes from. It shows why we get just so excited when we take on any other nation in any sporting event and are so disappointed when we lose...
 

What is Myrrh anyway? by Jonathon Green
ISBN:  9781848310278   £6.99
WHAT IS MYRRH ANYWAY? is a hugely enjoyable, festive excursion through the history, science, music, culture and traditions of everyone’s favourite winter holiday.

 

Why is Christmas celebrated on 25 December? Why is turkey the traditional festive meat? Why are stockings hung up on Christmas Eve? What is figgy pudding? Who were the three kings? And did Coca-Cola really invent Father Christmas as we’re all told?

 

Just like the perfect Christmas stocking, What is Myrrh Anyway? contains all manner of delightful surprises and delicious morsels of information. Jonathan Green uncovers the truth behind such familiar festive traditions as carol-singing and cards, and demystifies the origins of Christmas.

 

If you’ve ever wondered how to cook the perfect roast turkey, what mince pies should really taste like, or why you are forced to endure the cross-dressing antics of a traditional pantomime every year, then simply open this Christmas cracker of a book and discover the answers to all those questions you’ve always wondered about, but never known who to ask.

Totz2teens Member Review:  A hugely fascinating and intriguing book.  I read this book with delight and awe as to where our festive traditions come from.  I really felt I have got into the Christmas Spirit a little more by reading this book and appreciate the values behind our most standard Christmas activities.  I loved to read the Did You Know snippets - learning that in the 20th century we have only had 2 white christmases is quite a shock.  It is bizarre that we hold this to be the TRADITIONAL Christmas when infact only 1938 and 1970 - both before my time.  I think the lovely thing about this book is that it is British.  So therefore it talks of British traditions first and foremost which is relevant to those living here.  The old fashioned traditional recipes thrown in for good measure are a real interest too as these show the products used as luxury or not so luxuriously in olden times.  I really thoroughly loved reading this book.  It is written in an easy to read format and is just deliciously sumptuous
with all the festive facts.  I am now full of festive knowledge.

 

Totz2teens Member Rating:  5/5
 

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